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El Niño anuncia que se retirará del Perú por temor a curas pedófilos

El Niño anuncia que se retirará del Perú por temor a curas pedófilos

Ya no va más. El fenómeno El Niño, que ya estaba causando estragos en el país, sobre todo en el norte, anunció su retiro porque unos curas lo estaban mirando tan raro que le dio miedo. Se trata nada menos que de cinco curas católicos acusados de pedofilia.

“Así no se puede. Yo vine porque es lo habitual, pero esa mirada lasciva que me lanzaron esos curas me estremeció. Caray, ¿cómo pueden vivir entre ellos?”, dijo El Niño mientras se iba con sus fuertes lluvias, su temperatura alta y su sequía.

Luego de este anuncio, el Senamhi ha puesto el grito en el cielo porque ya había hecho pronósticos sobre fuertes lluvias en el norte, cielo despejado en el sur, nubes copiosas en la sierra central, frío intenso en el sur, calor húmedo con viento en la selva, entre otros desaciertos.

“Si es posible, meteremos a la cárcel a esos curas católicos, pero El Niño no se va, no puede dejarnos así colgados”, dijo el jefe del Senamhi, Clímaco Basombrío. Seguiremos informando.

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