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Policía Nacional publica tarifario de coimas para facilitar pagos a infractores

Policía Nacional publica tarifario de coimas para facilitar pagos a infractores

La población está indignada porque la Policía Nacional del Perú y balnearios de Comas no está dando vuelto cada vez que alguien le entrega el respectivo pago por coima.

Para mantener la calma, además de contar con POS, la policía ha decidido crear una tarifa unificada de coimas (sobornos, para los zanahorias):

– Pasarse la luz roja: 20 soles
– Atropellar a un anciano en andador: 15 soles
– Atropellar a tu suegra: 8 cervezas y la tomamos los dos
– Orinar en la puerta de la iglesia en plena misa: 25 soles y dos avemarías
– Pegarle a tu pareja: 30 soles / si eres el agredido: 100 soles
– No ponerte cinturón de seguridad: 30 soles y una carrera hasta su casa
– Conducir ebrio: Dos cajas de cerveza y 10 soles para los puchos
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– Atropellar a una monja: 350 soles o un menú en Tanta, cuesta lo mismo
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