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Restaurantes deciden ya no vender tacu tacu a Keiko y Alan por temor a bomba de hidrógeno

Restaurantes deciden ya no vender tacu tacu a Keiko y Alan por temor a bomba de hidrógeno

 

Hicieron bien. La Asociación de Restaurantes de Lima y Demás Carbohidratos Elevados al Cubo, decidió de manera unánime ya no vender jamás tacu tacu (en cualquiera de sus variedades) a los candidatos a la presidencia Keiko Fujimori y Alan García.

La razón, la explicaron ellos mismos, con la ayuda de un físico. Según Bernandino Pérez Newton, “si alguno de ellos come una vez más un tacu tacu, con su huevo montado, su jugo de mango y de entrada un pan con chicharrón, el jugo gástrico que soportan sus voluminosos estómagos podría producir una bomba de hidrógeno de 50 mil megatones que podría activarse con una ventosidad silenciosa, lo cual terminaría con medio Perú”.

El físico también recomendó que tanto Keiko como Alan deberían vivir aislados del resto, en una isla. “A Alan yo le diría que vaya a vivir a El Frontón y a Keiko, tal vez al sótano del Pentagonito. Ahí no pondrían en riesgo a los peruanos. La otra solución es que dejen de comer”, dijo el físico mientras jugaba DOTA.

Cabe destacar que Defensa Civil recomendó tener siempre a la mano una macarilla para el mal olor y, por si acaso, construir un búnker antobomba nuclear

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